"Cats" Coming Back to Broadway

Oh, Dear

"The return of 'Cats is devastating for those of us who
finished grade school.  It's like finding out that the
bubonic plague is coming back for round two.  

It's like finding out that Mickey Rourke and Kathy
Griffin are slated to appear in 'The King and I' . . . . " 

A warning from the indispensable Joe Queenan.  

Find the piece at theidiosyncratist.tumblr.com.